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Virtual Fighter
10-05-2005, 06:49 PM
"Don't sass me, boy!"

and Jesus said to god "I wasn't sassing you!"

God replied, "I said don't sass me, boy!" as he raised his shoe in anger.

Jesus grabbed the shoe, and raised his voice in anger, "I wasn't sassing you! No more! No more shoe, no more sassing, no more difficulties!"

God looked up into the abyss above, and said "Lawdy lawd, help me for I don't know what to do. I want you out of my house, boy!" And threw Jesus out of heaven.

And that is how the fakest biblical story ever was created.
ledmonkey
10-05-2005, 10:00 PM
<span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Hmm.....

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yes

You fail at teh interwebs</span></span>
Roll
10-06-2005, 12:02 AM
I dunno...
..I kind of liked it.. http://bbs.projectx.cyberfuturism.com/non-cgi/emoticons/satisfied.gif
asshole
10-06-2005, 12:21 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!
It was alright.
KingAngel
10-06-2005, 12:23 AM
Can you explain how he comes back. I wanna hear how this happens....maybe jesus gets a job. http://bbs.projectx.cyberfuturism.com/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif
Dark_Paladin_X
10-06-2005, 10:40 AM
http://bbs.projectx.cyberfuturism.com/non-cgi/emoticons/Oo.gif I guess this is why this section is called &quot;Random Insanity&quot;
ledmonkey
10-06-2005, 01:43 PM
<span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>Well I'll admit I don't get it..</span></span>
SSJKarma
10-06-2005, 02:02 PM
*Gives a toaster to ledmonkey*
don't worry he's like that only 2 times per year and only 6 months each !
Windarossa
10-06-2005, 02:17 PM
WhoKurs http://bbs.projectx.cyberfuturism.com/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif