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Master_AIK
11-18-2005, 04:07 PM
www.Crazythoughts.com (http://crazythoughts.com)

Really really funny...post some of your favs if you want

some of my favs

'Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?'

'Why does a round pizza come in a square box?'

'If CD's were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?'

'If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?'

'Can a blind man see his future?'

'Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?'

'How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?'

'What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?'

Bandit04
11-18-2005, 04:17 PM
Quote[/b] (Master_AIK @ Nov. 18 2005,3:07)]www.Crazythoughts.com (http://crazythoughts.com)'If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?'
The server is currently down, but yeah, those are pretty funny.

The poor man with no fingers, lol.

Master_AIK
11-18-2005, 04:21 PM
It's working perfectly fine for me each time I click the link...http://www.crazythoughts.com/

Bandit04
11-18-2005, 04:30 PM
Quote[/b] (Master_AIK @ Nov. 18 2005,3:21)]It's working perfectly fine for me each time I click the link...http://www.crazythoughts.com/
Oh, it's working perfectly fine now.

Well, I came across some that were funny.
1.) Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
2.) If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
3.) Can you put a *** man in a straight jacket?
4.) If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?

This one isn't funny, but so true..

Quote[/b] ]Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

Yep, the name of the website states itself clearly.

gieandfer
11-18-2005, 08:00 PM
pretty funny...

limbei
11-20-2005, 02:49 PM
Intriguing heh found some rather nice random thoughts there

joejoegun
11-20-2005, 03:03 PM
haha
Good read.